Your guide to pre-game Grand Theft Auto 4

This guide will help you prepare for GTA-4 so you’ll get the full experience out of your game play. I will be listing 10 steps for the best experience.

The first step in prepping for GTA 4 is to:
Make sure you charge/ buy new batteries, this way during the game your controller doesn’t die on you while kickin some ass.

The second step is to:
Go to your local store and bulk up on drinks and snack foods, the energy drinks of-corse are for the late nights you’ll have playing the game and the food well you can guess that.

The third step is to:
Make your gaming area comfortable as possible, keep the temperature around 60-65 degrees, as well as the place you’ll be sitting at.

The forth step is to:
Make sure to clean off some space on your memory card/hardrive so you don’t have to pause the game for nothing.

The fifth step is to:
If you still live with you parent/guardians make sure you get all your chores done, nobody wants to be doing stuff like that.

The sixth step is to:
Clean your T.V Screen for clearness and quality of your picture.

The seventh step is to:
Buy a strategy guide if you think your going to have a bit of trouble with the game, also these guides sometimes have secrets about the game that will help you along the way.

The eighth step is to:
Keep all lights, window blinds and bright things closed/off, this will help your eyes better adjust to the game and keep the concentration on the game and not something else.

The ninth step is to:
Take a pre game shower, chances are your not going to want to stop playing this game for nothing, even if you stink.

The tenth and final step is to:
Try and reduce the amount of noise around you, this means turning off your computers, fans, and even taping your little brothers mouth shut SO BE IT!